Youtube and Google+, linked?

I don’t remember when it happened but it would seem that now in order to post videos to Youtube you must have a Google+ account, which obviously I don’t have anymore.  I wanted to link a friend to a video I shot during the Derecho this past summer and lo and behold I get a message saying that I must have a Google+ account in order for others to see videos that I have already uploaded to Youtube.  Despite them saying that my videos are only available to myself I can’t even go to them to review comments/stats. I don’t see why I need a fucking social media account that I will never use and will intentionally put bullshit information into just to post some fucking videos, based on this I think I will be taking the time to relocate my videos off of Youtube and onto someone who sucks a little less, maybe Vimeo

Spam Highlight Reel!

So here I am sitting here bored as hell because there is nothing to do that wont piss off the filters at work, when I realized that I had lots of spam comments sitting here just collecting dust which could be loaded with gold (and honestly I never check them so there could be valid comments) that would make for good discussion.  I present to you the 4 best out of 8 pages of pure unfiltered fermented shit.



This one is pretty interesting, it definitely qualifies as the longest semi-coherent post in 8 pages worth of spamtastic shit, however I am puzzled as to how trusting God is connected to sports jerseys and the National Security policies of George Bush.



“Piercingly penetrating the dance arena” sounds like a review of some 80s dance hall music as opposed to an automated spam message delivered by code that probably was written by some Nigerian prince.



Thunderstorms, Adventure, Microsoft Office! Yeah I’m not sure what the hell this bot was trying to get at, but it seems like a lot of the others it really wants me to buy some knock-off Burberry bullshit.



I seriously want to use “rattling fantastic” in a sentence now, but I’m not sure I can actually get drunk enough to make that work, maybe I will have to settle for more sports jerseys and shitty beetz headphones.