So I have a co-worker on a coding project who has all but refused to use any kind of version control ( and in general prefers to do most of his work in production ) so I’ve been kicking around ways to either force him to do the work, or at least make changes get committed to to a repository without his interaction at all. Took a little reading around to figure out the flags necessary but I managed to get everything working with shared ssh keys added into my bit-bucket settings as well as a cron job that runs at set intervals (in my case at about 10 am when the co-worker’s shift has ended) and pushes all changes including new files to the repository so that I can review what work he has done and the things he has broken. Unfortunately as I got all of this working it seems the web proxy between the server and the outside world shit the bed and I can’t push commits out to my external (and not under the control of the co-worker) repository.
So I can now say that the idea of flattery is not all its cracked up to be, at work I develop some tools that the department uses and to help out my boss and an ‘assistant’ sometimes ‘help’ out. Today that helping ended up being bastardizing code I had previously written that worked just fine. There were lines commented out all over the place, loops within loops (with additional code that wasn’t there before) that just made the whole thing shit the bed when it came time to actually look at what was being created with the code. Turns out they don’t know how to properly format HTML or even how to design something to be efficient; instead of just pulling data for the currently logged in user they created this huge drop-down menu that lists all the users and you pick your name out of that list.
Normally I wouldn’t even bother complaining about this here but the supervisor who so graciously left their name in comments they put into the code claims to have been a programmer at their previous job, however more and more I think they were simply writing SQL queries and using some kind of a front-end tool to format and display everything. Sure that still indicates some level of skill in knowing how to do joins and all the other fancy wizardry associated with databases but it doesn’t indicate any kind of a knowledge about actual programming in general (like not putting things inside loops if it doesn’t need to be there) or even simple things like how to properly utilize html tags to positive effect.